At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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