i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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