i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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