So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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