I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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