I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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