fuck your aforementioned shoe
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Actions speak louder than pants.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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