M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
did you just send me my own nude
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
