the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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