the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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