I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize
