I don't think brook has ever known best
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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