I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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