NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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