By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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