the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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