I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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