If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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