Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm at about main and main street
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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