I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
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I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just had sex on a roof
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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