the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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