You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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