Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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