i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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