And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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