come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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