my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He better not be in your backpack
Just pee around me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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