do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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