white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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