is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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