I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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