i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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