No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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