He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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