I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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