just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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