You're my little dorito
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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