It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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