I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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