All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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