Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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