High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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