I cockslap morals
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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