I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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