question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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