Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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