So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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