I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
another moral hangover. fuck.
I cockslap morals
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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