He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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