After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
handjob tips. give me some.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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