a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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