if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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