so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
is it fun? or sober?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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