rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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