Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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